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It’s never too early to help your kids get a leg up on the competition. That’s why financial elites, Free Masons, and the royal family have set up a program to help rich kids develop strong leadership skills while quenching that nagging conscience.  It’s called Illiterati!

Illiterati Youth Programs don’t just teach your 2 year-old how to read, write, and think, they teach them what to read, write, and think. They also teach them that they’re better than other people and nurture their innate need to control or conquer everyone around them.

During our four-year program, your kids will learn important life skills like;

Budgeting

Marketing

Propaganda

Extortion

Perjury

Voter Fraud

Blinding Techniques

Global Market Manipulation

Underwater Demolitions, and

Nuclear Proliferation

And Illiterati Youth Programs will donate $1000 to any children that survives the 9-week indoctrination process, through the Illiterati College Fund of America.

Illiterati Youth Programs. Better than good, and gooder than best. That’s the Illiterati way!