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It’s never too early for your kids to get a leg up on the competition. That’s why financial elites, Free Masons, and the royal family have set up a program to help rich kids develop strong leadership skills while drowning their nagging consciences in a gravy of globalist glamour.  It’s called Illiterati.

At Illiterati, our Early Elitist Education programs don’t just teach your 2 to 4 year-old how to read, write, and think, they teach them what to read, write, and think. They also teach them that they’re better than other people, and help them nurture their innate need to control or conquer everyone around them.

During our 2-year program, your kids will learn important life skills like;

Budgeting, Marketing, Propaganda, Extortion, Perjury, Eugenics, Voter Fraud, Blinding Techniques, Market Manipulation, Underwater Demolitions, and Nuclear Proliferation.

The folks at Illiterati will even donate $1000 to each child that survives the 9-week indoctrination process through the Illiterati College Fund of America.

Illiterati Early Elitist Education. The path to a little social change tomorrow starts with changing your little sociopath today.

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