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And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.
Incongruent common congress
Litigating mitigating matterless
Matters, battering satyrs,
Shattering hatters in
Maddening catteries. Latter
Day flatterers fattened and
Scattered cast satin-clad
Adders-evacuate bladders
Whilst wrapped in
Dan Rather’s decanter of dross.
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