Tag: Newsom
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Experimental Abomination Still at Large
A trio of hikers in northern California had an uncomfortably close encounter with one of wildlife’s most perplexing creatures earlier this week when they were accosted by a giant, talking log that refused to leave the trail. “It totally freaked me out,” remarked Jeanine Branson, an avid hiker from the Los Angeles area. “I’ve never seen…
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Blame On!
Fires throughout the Los Angeles area have sparked unneeded reactions as internet influencers, talking heads, and pseudo-soothsayers around the nation began pointing their blame-throwers at everybody else. Retired University of Missouri Professor, Karen Piper, waded into the fray to chastise actor James Woods for his assertion that the raging fires were not due to climate…
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Newsom Loosens Restrictions
California Presi…Governor, Gavin Newsom, held a press conference today after signing an Executive Order which would ease restrictions on mask mandates within the state. Newsom touted the move as Phase One of a new step-down program to restore certain freedoms to certain citizens as the Covid saga lurches into its third year. Executive Order G-01-22,…
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Total Recall
An unlikely forerunner in the Gavin Newsome recall is reaching out to fellow immigrants to spread his message across the state. Allen Chestburster, first threw his hat into the political forum as a Democratic challenger to then President Obama’s 2nd term. Chestburster has raised more money than any other Democratic candidate, having sold thousands of…
