Category: Things Ron Doesn’t Get
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Experimental Abomination Still at Large
A trio of hikers in northern California had an uncomfortably close encounter with one of wildlife’s most perplexing creatures earlier this week when they were accosted by a giant, talking log that refused to leave the trail. “It totally freaked me out,” remarked Jeanine Branson, an avid hiker from the Los Angeles area. “I’ve never seen…
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Another Win for Women?
Becca Ray Brighton of Springville, Wisconsin has been crowned 2026’s Miss Misogyny USA! Competition was tight and emotions ran high throughout the grueling two nights of events, with Brighton trailing crowd favorite, Barbara Bodsworth (also known as “Double-Barrelled Barbie” due to her impressive skeet-shooting skills) throughout most of the event. This marks the 10th year of…
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Can You Smell What The Corps are Cooking?
Move over Reese’s, there’s a new flavor combo in town! That’s right, the fine corporations that brought you M&M’s and condensed milk are now bringing dinner to your table in a brand new way, and at a price that’s sure to put a smile on your pocket-book. The Hamburger Helper Sweet & Savory collection crams two…
