Category: Things Ron Doesn’t Get
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Dear Abner
Dear Abner, I went to one of those Build-A-Bear shops the other day, and after two hours, I still wasn’t able to build one, so they asked me to leave. Can I file a class action injunction against them? Thanks, Un-Bear-able In Albuquerque Dear Mike, I don’t know a lot about bears, but there sure…
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Lappy Days
Hunter Biden, today, denied any connection with a laptop computer that was turned over to authorities in 2020, but added that he’d like to get it back as soon as possible. “Obviously, this is propaganda cooked up by everybody but my dad and the mainstream media,” he explained in an interview with CNN’s Chris…
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The Big Bong Theory
As we all know, Facebook is ever diligent and committed to fighting the spread of misinformation, thus when I saw the startling allegations against Maymi Bulibak on my amazingly popular Facebook page I was understandably distressed. What heinous act could Dr. Blossom O’Sheldon have perpetrated to have “allegations confirmed” against her? There was only one…
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Phonetic Fancies-With Richard Shennery
Mī ōld də yo͞ozd tə sā, “Dōnt let T͟Hə dôr hit yə in T͟Hə ärs!” ī ˈdidnt THiNGk məCH əv it ət T͟Hə tīm, bət əz līf went ôn, ī biˈɡin tə sē T͟Hə ˈwizdəm əv hiz wərdz. It sēmz ə ˈpərs(ə)n kan ˌōvərˈstā hiz ˈwelkəm məCH kwikər T͟Hən hē ˈrē(ə)ˌlīzez, (ə)n ˈēvən if hē dōnt tāk…
Loser News 