Category: Things Ron Doesn’t Get
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Malaysia Malaise
Authorities are looking for this man in connection with missing Malaysia flight 370, but much like the flight, his whereabouts are unknown. In the early morning hours of March 8, the flight left Malaysia en route to Beijing, but never arrived, leaving the world to wonder as to its actual final destination. Copperfield, who was…
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The Furious, Fasting!
Day 58 of the Pelican Bay State Prison hunger strike has come and gone with no sign of closure, or interest from the general public. The strike sparked by maximum security prisoners at the Crescent City based correctional center is said to be an inspiring show of unity across all sociopathic lines. Murderers, rapists, gang-members,…
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Is That Camera Rolling?!?
Once again, Al Sharpton spoke out against violence focused on African American youths throughout the country. “Trayvon was just the beginning”, proclaimed Sharpton at a Phillipino-American “Junk the Pork” rally on Monday. “This evil has saturated the pants of American culture and left a stain on the satin slacks that are these United States, which…
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Dear Abner
Dear Abner, I recently began experimenting with Mexican food and have noticed that my stool is looser than before. Do you see any connection? “Taco” To You Later. Dear Mike, I don’t know much about Mexicans, but keep an eye out. If they’re messing with your stool it could spell disaster and a potential…
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