Loser News

Move over Reese’s, there’s a new flavor combo in town!   That’s right, the fine corporations that brought you M&M’s and condensed milk are now bringing dinner to your table in a brand new way, and at a price that’s sure to put a smile on your pocket-book¹.

The Hamburger Helper Sweet & Savory collection crams two flavor-worlds together into one stovetop treat, simmering in a sugary broth of down-home goodness.

The flagship of the HHS&S collection is Skittle Skillet, with several more options appearing on your store shelves this fall, including; Three Musketuccini Alfredo, Cheesy Twixagna Ranch, Beef Snickeroni, and Tunuttercup Stroganoff.

And don’t forget to try new Suddenly Podsta with a refreshing burst of flavor in every bite!

1. *Providing your pocket-book has a mouth, but still Skittle Skillet won’t actually make it smile because a pocket-book is an inanimate object…although you could draw a mouth on your pocket-book and make it a smile, but that wouldn’t really be our product putting a smile in its face, but rather you with a pen or marker.  ‘Nuff said? ↩︎