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Guess what! The words abhorable, adorable, a Dora doll, a Demerol, and A. Dumbledore are in no way the same!

You see, abhorable means something is detestable or repugnant (not to be confused with Rapunzel, who is a princess with long hair, bare feet, and a lizard), while adorable is actually just the opposite, meaning worthy of utmost love and admiration.

A Dora doll is a toy for disenfranchised Latino girls, based on a character in a cartoon created for disenfranchised Latino girls. A Demerol is a highly addictive opioid used for short term pain relief and severe cases of The Mondays.

A. Dumbledore, or Albus Percival Wulfrick Brian Dumbledore (now deceased), was the half-blooded Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Now, muggles smuggling Demerol into Hogwarts inside of a Dora doll might not find Dumbledore too adorable when he turns them into something abhorable.

And that’s one to grow on.