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Tag: Supreme Court

  • Supreme Court Says Men No Longer Women, But Women Might Still Be Men

    The United States Supreme Court has affirmed that, in several states, men are not women and should not be allowed to play in women’s high school or collegiate sports. The court, in a 9-0 decision, ruled that banning transgender women and girls from competing in female sports does not violate Title IX, a civil rights…

  • Career Politicians Seek Term Limits for Others

    Myopic United States Senator Peter Welch (D-VT) took a truly heroic stand this week when he introduced legislation that would limit Supreme Court Justice terms of service to 18 years.  “Setting term limits for Supreme Court Justices will cut down on political gamesmanship, and is a commonsense reform supported by a majority of Americans,” observed…

  • Triple The Chicks

    Super-babe Elana Kagan will be joining smoking-hot, Sonia Sotomayor and Ruth Bader Ginsburg for the Supreme Court’s next session.  Kagan, having held the position of Solicitor General for a year and a half before being appointed to the court, had never argued a case in court before her appointment and has never been a judge.…

  • The Supreem Court

    Hi everyboddy!! It’s me Tori Speling and it’s time for another instalment of Tori Speling’s Tean Beet. As you know, I’m toatally into politicks, so this week’s news of Robama choosing a new judge for the Supreem Court was right up my ally. Her name is Sonia Sotomayor.  First, she’s a girl, witch is awesume! …