Category: Government
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Score Another One for the M.I.C.
That’s right! The military industrial complex is at it again, this time enlisting Pete Hegseth as the face of Chevrolet’s newest automotive nightmare, the Chevy Dolt. The celebrity spokesperson/Secretary of War has even purchased a fleet of the untested all-terrain vehicles for each of the seven military branches, including the Coast Guard which has absolutely no use for them.…
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Trump Dumps Torture Terms
The Trump administration has decided it will no longer authorize intelligence agencies to practice waterboarding to gain information from political prisoners, terrorists, and independent journalists. Instead, they’ll “treat” deemed enemies of the state to, what they call, Therapeutic Neurofeedbath Treatments. “It’s totally different than the very bad, idiotic, inhumane practice of waterboarding,” the President advised reporters…
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Foreign Affairs With The Hulk
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Acronym Adjustment
President Trump announced today that he would be changing the names of several government agencies following the perceived success of the revisal (or reversal) of the Departement of Defense to the Department of War. “These new names will represent the true purpose of the agencies better than the very bad stupid names they currently have,”…
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