Category: Government
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Amnesty Amnesia
As part of his MACA (Make America Confused Again) campaign, President Trump says that he is considering protecting some illegals from deportation in order to help farmers who are relying on them for labor. “Farmers grow food,” the Head of State advised reporters, “and they need people to pick up that food when it’s grown.…
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Trump Reshaping the Nation
At the close of just the second month of his term, President Trump is shaking things up again with a proposal to change the names a number of states. ”I have just signed an Executive Order which will rename 19 States,” he told reporters at a press conference earlier today, “because their current names are…
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EPA LoVEs PFAS!!
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) updated regulations on Dec. 3 that will prevent PFAS, often referred to as forever chemicals, from being fast-tracked for approval through an exemption process. Per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances, a family of forever chemicals used in a variety of products, are known to resist breaking down and therefore persist in the…
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Career Politicians Seek Term Limits for Others
Myopic United States Senator Peter Welch (D-VT) took a truly heroic stand this week when he introduced legislation that would limit Supreme Court Justice terms of service to 18 years. “Setting term limits for Supreme Court Justices will cut down on political gamesmanship, and is a commonsense reform supported by a majority of Americans,” observed…
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