Category: Breaking News!!
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This Aggression Will Not Stand!
Tensions ran high on Hyde St. earlier today when paternal grandfather, Dick Sapperstein, misgendered his grandson’s pet goldfish, Phil. “I was just saying that he was a good fish,” the elderly transphobic told responding Child Protective Services personnel. Philomena the Fish (she/her), did not directly respond to the toxic slur, but her caregiver, Russ Sapperstein,…
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Trump Reinstates State Renaming
On Sunday President Trump posted a map of New Mexico labeled “New America” following the spread of a since-debunked online hoax claiming he had signed an executive order renaming the state. Later in the day, Trump posted a comment on the photo. “So much more prestigious and beautiful for the people of that potentially incredible…
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Supreme Court Says Men No Longer Women, But Women Might Still Be Men
The United States Supreme Court has affirmed that, in several states, men are not women and should not be allowed to play in women’s high school or collegiate sports. The court, in a 9-0 decision, ruled that banning transgender women and girls from competing in female sports does not violate Title IX, a civil rights…
