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Supreme Court Says Men No Longer Women, But Women Might Still Be Men
The United States Supreme Court has affirmed that, in several states, men are not women and should not be allowed to play in women’s high school or collegiate sports. The court, in a 9-0 decision, ruled that banning transgender women and girls from competing in female sports does not violate Title IX, a civil rights…
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California Comeback
In an impromptu political pivot, previous Democratic California Congressman, Allen Chestburster, has come out of retirement to run as the Republican nominee for U.S. Representative of the 48th District of California. The decision comes on the heels of incumbant Darrell Issa’s failure to register as a candidate due to a rare parasitic facial condition. Chestburster left the political…
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Puffy Off the Stay-Pufts / Marmoset Makes Movie Mayhem
EAST LOTHIAN, SCOTTLAND- Charities have warned of a growing trade in wild animals across Scotland after Sean “Diddy” Combs was discovered in a bird cage in East Lothian with a marshmallow addiction. They are calling on the Scottish government to introduce a permitted list of animals that can be legally kept as pets. OneKind, the…
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Biden Called Out For Crayons
A shocking investigation by the Heritage Foundation’s Oversight Project has revealed that virtually every document bearing Joe Biden’s signature during his presidency was signed in crayon — except for one. ”You know how dangerous pens can be,” remarked ex-First Lady and educator, Jill Biden, “and we didn’t want him putting an eye out.” The investigation…
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