Category: Breaking News!!
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Biden Called Out For Crayons
A shocking investigation by the Heritage Foundation’s Oversight Project has revealed that virtually every document bearing Joe Biden’s signature during his presidency was signed in crayon — except for one. ”You know how dangerous pens can be,” remarked ex-First Lady and educator, Jill Biden, “and we didn’t want him putting an eye out.” The investigation…
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America Says “Nyet” to Russia
‘MERICA- Thousands of flabby Americans took to the streets today to boycott Russia’s unprovoked aggression toward its Ukrainian neighbors. In Omaha, protesters purchased and smashed thousands of bottles of vodka, some of it Russian, until stores ran out and they were forced to smash Jack Daniels bottles to symbolically express their angst. “Suck on that,…
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Blogger has mental breakdown…
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Another Potential Assassination Potentially Foiled
Curtis Lee James of Pilot Knob, Missouri was arrested today after he threatened to blow up Reeves Hardware Store with an explosive device. James was seen running along Mulberry St. brandishing a metal cylinder, later identified as a can of Red Bull with a packet of Pop-Rocks duct taped to it. “It was pretty dicey,”…
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