Category: Breaking News!!
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America Says “Nyet” to Russia
‘MERICA- Thousands of flabby Americans took to the streets today to boycott Russia’s unprovoked aggression toward its Ukrainian neighbors. In Omaha, protesters purchased and smashed thousands of bottles of vodka, some of it Russian, until stores ran out and they were forced to smash Jack Daniels bottles to symbolically express their angst. “Suck on that,…
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Blogger has mental breakdown…
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Another Potential Assassination Potentially Foiled
Curtis Lee James of Pilot Knob, Missouri was arrested today after he threatened to blow up Reeves Hardware Store with an explosive device. James was seen running along Mulberry St. brandishing a metal cylinder, later identified as a can of Red Bull with a packet of Pop-Rocks duct taped to it. “It was pretty dicey,”…
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It All Adds Up
Vaccine mandate proponents scored a victory earlier this week as initial Omicron variant statistics were released, showing that not everyone infected by the new strain was fully vaccinated. E. Peter Puberton, a Sociology professor at Peter Brady Community College in Tucson, was elated. “It’s about time those dirty Anti-vaxxers were put in their place,” he…
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