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  • Different Perspectives-with Shark and Boy

    Hilton Head, S.C. — A shark attacked a 10-year-old boy while he was swimming off Hilton Head Island in South Carolina this week. The attack occurred Sunday in in waist-deep water. According to reports from Hilton Head the boy, Jei Turrell, was bitten on the arm. The child related that he was underwater and saw…

  • Violent Protests Cancelled / U2 Arrested

    ST. LOUIS- (Reuters) A violent protest Saturday night was canceled due to interference by rockternative band, U2. "We cannot in good conscience risk our demonstrators' safety by proceeding with tonight’s fire and looting plans", advised a masked representative for the group. "As much as we regret having to cancel, we feel it is the only…

  • OJ Shot / Pig Gets Parole

    SAMSON, AL-An Alabama man said he shot and killed OJ Simpson in self-defense when he wandered into his front yard and caused the family dog to go berserk. Wade Seago, a deer hunter who runs a taxidermy business in Samson, Ala., not far from the state’s southern border, told Al.com that he was worried the…

  • FBI Investigates Primate E-Mails / Australia Zoo Boasts Oldest First Lady

    WASHINGTON ― The FBI announced Friday that it is reviewing new emails to determine whether they are connected to Democratic presidential nominee, Puan the Orangutan’s, handling of sensitive government information. The emails were found on devices belonging to Puan’s aide Huma Abedin and former Congressman Anthony Weiner. In a Friday letter to members of Congress,…