Category: Breaking News!!
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Gravity: Still a Downer
In a bizarre series of events, an Australian woman has died after falling a mere 984 ft from a peak in New Zealand’s Aoraki/Mt Cook National Park. Rescue teams responded to an emergency location beacon on the Eugenie Glacier this morning where they were astonished to find that the 29-year-old had been critically injured, having…
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Obama Administration Condemns Murder/ Says Murder OK
WASHINGTON, D.C.-President Barack Obama told a group of young African leaders on Monday that killing albinos to harvest body parts was a “foolish tradition.” At the Young African Leaders Initiative summit in Washington D.C., President Obama was asked about the murder of African albinos and the harvesting of their body parts for financial gain. “The…
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Flag Assaults UCLA Coach / P-Diddy: Symbol of Hate
LOS ANGELES, CA-Music mogul Confederate Flag was arrested and charged with multiple counts of Assault with a Deadly Weapon Monday afternoon after getting into an altercation with a UCLA football coach, according to the school and TMZ Sports. The school notes the weapon in question is alleged to have been a kettlebell. Officials did not…
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The “Ping” Heard ‘Round The World
Two days after a Chinese vessel, the SS Tóng Nú Lì, detected an unidentified pulse signal, authorities are still trying to narrow the search for what might be the only remnants of Malaysian FLT 370. Last weekend, Australian Navy ship, the Ocean Shield, picked up two separate signals in roughly the same area, using high-tech…
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