Category: Breaking News!!
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Sharpton Speaks Out…Again
LOS ANGELES-Three hours after the discovery of Rodney King’s body at the bottom of a swimming pool, Rev. Al Sharpton has implicated George Zimmerman and former L.A. detective, Mark Fuhrman, in the death. King, who’s beating at the hands of police officers in 1991 sparked racial violence in the Los Angeles area, was found, submerged,…
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Scientists Amazed By Celebrity Interaction / Aging Aquatics’ Coincidental Meeting
HOLLYWOOD- In a local hospital, scientists have observed unusual interaction between Austrian Schwarzeneggers and Italian Stallones. The accompanying photo features the first recorded examples of a gregarious Austrian lifting two fingers to a nearby Stallone in what seems a game for both animals. The slowness of the Schwarzenegger’s movements, the Stallone’s obvious cooperation, and the…
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Injury Report
Barnstead, NH- Maintenance worker, Ike Johnson, is doubtful for Saturday’s overtime shift at the Lakes Region Pellet factory after being sidelined Thursday with a sore right hamstring. “It’s been a tough year,” the Electrician admitted. “Last month, the calf strain. Now this. I’m not worried though. I’ll bounce back.” LRP has had a long string…
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чепуха!!
MOSCOW (Reuters) – Russia used helicopters and tugboats to battle a fire that engulfed a nuclear submarine docked at a shipyard on Thursday, but emergency officials said radiation levels were normal. “Radiation levels are normal,” a spokeswoman for the emergencies ministry said. “No one was injured.” A source at the shipyard told RIA news agency…
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