Category: Breaking News!!
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Potential Kidnapping Plot Potentially Foiled
Curtis Lee James of Pilot Knob, Missouri was arrested today after local “Knobbers” spotted him hiding in a blue 1974 AMC Gremlin outside the Iron County Public Library. James had two cans of Jolt soda and a pump action pellet gun in his possession when police woke him and had him unlock the doors. Investigators say he believed the car belonged…
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Oprah Does Not Eat Babies!!
“But,” you say, “it’s been scientifically proven!!” Has it?!? Let’s look at the facts. Fact: Oprah was J. Edgar Hoover’s personal secretary and closest confidant from 1935-38. Fact: Oprah killed Hitler with a potato gun in the spring of 1945, yet for some reason scientists just point out that Oprah wasn’t born until 1954, completely…
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