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  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    Love cats? Who doesn’t?!? Well, now you can enjoy them even more at Taco del Gato! Taco del Gato is your one stop shop for feline food and family fun, with three locations in the Boise area. Gato Taco uses only locally sourced produce and cat carne to bring you the most fresh and flavorful…

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    Tired of those cereals that promise you energy, health, and world class athleticism followed by a bizarre mid-life crisis? Who isn’t?!? That’s why all of us at Wholegood Foods are so excited to bring you Honey Frosted Morph-e-o‘s! (Why the hyphens and possessive apostrophe? We have no idea! We were so hopped up on cereal,…

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    Whether you’re just curious about that hunky guy at the coffee shop or hoping to add a deep-end to your gene pool, Incestry.com has everything you need to navigate the reproductive landscape. Simply swipe some DNA from your intended target, jam it in a sandwich bag with some of your own, and send it into…

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    Ditch those ear phones, ear pods, and even your device with new Thoughtible!  Now you can consolidate all of your entertainment and communication needs into one hands-free device that lets you stream your favorite books, music, and media directly into your pre-frontal cortex. With Thoughtible’s new Mind-Spike© technology, you’ll have millions of books, songs, and shows at the tips…