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  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    At Skam-O, we’re dedicated to providing intermediate quality toys at reasonable prices to inspire continued purchases as your child matures, and our Parastaltic Playmate line of toys fits that particular profit ratio to a tee. Our inaugural offering for kids 0-3 is Beautiful Baby Barfo; the rechargeable, regurgitating rapscallion who crawls continuously through a puddle of her own…

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    Jimmy Strug may not have had his cousin Kerri’s grace, heart, or ability, but his trash talking skills and controversial high school pommel horse routine were enough to earn him the nickname “Nasty Jim”.  Plagued by injuries in junior college, including a persistent sphincter strain, his career was cut short, but not his passion for the…

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    Love cats? Who doesn’t?!? Well, now you can enjoy them even more at Taco del Gato! Taco del Gato is your one stop shop for feline food and family fun, with three locations in the Boise area. Taco del Gato uses only locally sourced produce and cat carne to bring you the most fresh and…

  • And now a word from our sponsor…

    Tired of those cereals that promise you energy, health, and world class athleticism followed by a bizarre mid-life crisis? Who isn’t?!? That’s why all of us at Wholegood Foods are so excited to bring you Honey Frosted Morph-e-o‘s! (Why the hyphens and possessive apostrophe? We have no idea! We were so hopped up on cereal,…