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Jimmy Strug may not have had his cousin Kerri’s grace, heart, or ability, but his trash talking skills and controversial high school pommel horse routine were enough to earn him the nickname “Nasty Jim”.  Plagued by injuries in junior college, including a persistent sphincter strain, his career was cut short, but not his passion for the sport.  

These days (after a stint as a pharmaceutical rep, and three trips to rehab) he’s back on top and focusing his acrobatic energy and angst on mentoring the next generation of U.S. gymnasts.  And he does it all from Provo’s number one tumbler training spot Nasty Jim’s Gymnastics Studio.  

At Nasty Jim’s we specialize in artistic and rhythmic gymnastics, and practice the 5 J’s of Jim-nastics:

Jump, jiggle, jerk, jounce, and jazz.

So, if you’ve got cash and a kid that has a modicum of talent (and slightly more cash if they don’t) come on down to Nasty Jim’s and get a free koozie with your first lesson!

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