Tag: Hulk
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Foreign Affairs With The Hulk
hUlK MAd!! KeEp hEaRInG HoW haVE tO sUpPOrt IsRAeL. HulK no wANt sUPpoRt IsRAel! Hulk WaNt to FoCuS oN gAmMA rADiAtiOn rEsEarCh, BuT caN’t gET reSeArcH gRanT beCauSe gOVernMEnT sPEnD all mONeY sUpPorting mILitArY iNdUStrIaL cOMplEx!! hUlK pay tAXeS tOo! iF eLoN gEt gRaNT fOr sPAcEsHip, wHy nOT HuLk?!? hUlK stARtinG tO sUSpEcT mAYbe goVeRnMenT nOT…
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Defectives Threaten to Defect
As Donald Trump inches closer to securing the Republican presidential nomination, some of the entertainment industry’s most progressive celebrities have vowed to take drastic action in the event he wins. Below are nine celebrities who have vowed to leave the country if Trump wins the presidency. Hillary Duff took to Instagram last week to call…
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A Commentary on Gun Control with The Hulk
HUlK MAd!! TIreD hEArInG pEOpLE wHiNe aBOuT gUN COntROL! GUn nOT sMAsH pEoPLe! HULK SmASh pEOplE!! WhILe mAKinG AvENGerS MovIE, wHiNey gUY wItH BoW aND ArRoW KeEP tELLiNG HULK tHAt guNS BaD wHILE HULK tRy tO gET SoMEtHInG tO eAT FRoM cATeRInG LINe! HULK jUSt wANT sANdWicH!! NoT cARe! PuNY GuNS nO HuRt HULK, aNYwaY!!…
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New York! Still Stupid!!
NEW YORK — As the news flashed around the globe that New York state had legalized gay Super Hero weddings, Daily Bugle owner/editor, J. Jonah Jameson, lashed out with a harsh rebuke. “And now we’ve given these costumed freaks another reason to be flambouyant and irritating,” the Newspaperman observed. “I’m moving to France where they…
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