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Category: Entertainment

  • Gestational Revelations

    TMZ reports that celebrity personalities, Batboy and Sasquatch, are taking their relationship to the next level.  The tabloid-twosome was seen this week coming out of the Beverly Hills offices of Dr. Paul H. Crane, OB/GYN to the stars. Crane’s office would not divulge the details of the visit, but did say they wouldn’t be surprised to…

  • Country Singer Gives Shout-Out to Bombings

    Controversial country singer, Blondeen Swertz, has once again kicked the hornets nest of public controversy with her latest tweets regarding the war in Iran. @blondeenswertz27-“Kudos to President Netanyahu for blowing up Irania! That’s what you get for nuking the U.S.A. of America!” “I don’t even know where to start”, tweeted Natalie Maines, lead singer of…

  • Jabtastic!

    Move over, Big Bird!  There’s another childhood icon Big Pharma is pimping out to draw kids to the Dr’s Office like Grandma to the bug-zapper!!  It’s everyone’s favorite talking shark, Jabberjaw!! From September 1976 to September 1978, kids of all ages got to submerge themselves in the underwater antics of four teens and a 15…

  • Jussie Takes the Stand

    Jussie Smollett made the contentious decision to testify on his own behalf in court this week, and it’s a decision he already regrets. “I can’t believe the way they depicted me on the stand,” Smollett remarked regarding courtroom portraits of him during his testimony.  “They completely misrepresented me!” Until that moment, Smollett had been satisfied…