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Category: Entertainment

  • New from Disney

    Buck is back!  That’s right, everyone’s favorite uncle from the 80’s has returned to the big screen, but this time he’s eternal and in love. John Candy returns as the irrepressible Buck Russell who mistakenly drives his Oldsmobuick through a time warp and ends up crashing into a natural spring in 1914, but not before smashing…

  • Gestational Revelations

    TMZ reports that celebrity personalities, Batboy and Sasquatch, are taking their relationship to the next level.  The tabloid-twosome was seen this week coming out of the Beverly Hills offices of Dr. Paul H. Crane, OB/GYN to the stars. Crane’s office would not divulge the details of the visit, but did say they wouldn’t be surprised to…

  • Country Singer Gives Shout-Out to Bombings

    Controversial country singer, Blondeen Swertz, has once again kicked the hornets nest of public controversy with her latest tweets regarding the war in Iran. @blondeenswertz27-“Kudos to President Netanyahu for blowing up Irania! That’s what you get for nuking the U.S.A. of America!” “I don’t even know where to start”, tweeted Natalie Maines, lead singer of…

  • Jabtastic!

    Move over, Big Bird!  There’s another childhood icon Big Pharma is pimping out to draw kids to the Dr’s Office like Grandma to the bug-zapper!!  It’s everyone’s favorite talking shark, Jabberjaw!! From September 1976 to September 1978, kids of all ages got to submerge themselves in the underwater antics of four teens and a 15…