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Category: Entertainment

  • Defectives Threaten to Defect

    As Donald Trump inches closer to securing the Republican presidential nomination, some of the entertainment industry’s most progressive celebrities have vowed to take drastic action in the event he wins. Below are nine celebrities who have vowed to leave the country if Trump wins the presidency. Hillary Duff took to Instagram last week to call…

  • Pretty Woman Pretty Sorry

    Ex-prostitute, Vivian Lewis-Ward, has had to walk back inflammatory statements she made twenty-five years ago as Philadelphia investigators continue to sift through the wreckage of a passenger train that jumped the track and killed eight people on May 12. “I was extremely young and naïve back then”, Lewis-Ward explained. “Still, given recent events, it was…

  • History Channel Craps Out Another One…

    Two men, a sled, and a whole lot of down time equals a fresh new twist on reality junk store TV with Antarctican Pickers. Join Lelgo and Nicama as they forage for Antarctican treasures, like dirt, seal noses, sticks, and of course, whale blubber. TV Guide calls it “the only Inuit antiquing show on television, and…