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Category: Entertainment

  • World’s Oldest Man No Longer World’s Oldest Man

    One hundred and sixteen year old Jiroemon Kimura symbolically renounced his title as world’s oldest man yesterday by dying of pneumonia. The Guinness World Records said Mr. Kimura was crowned the world’s oldest person on December 17, 2012, after the death of Japanese born 115-year-old, Misao Ookawa. Kimura was born in 1897 and recalls the…

  • Kate Plus 8, Plus Octo-Mom

    If bigger is better, then better just got bigger…and better. Tune in to TLC as Octo-Mom, Nadye Suleman, joins the cast of America’s third favorite oversized family reality show, Kate Plus 8 + Plus Octo-Mom. When Suleman loses her kids at the mall, she suffers a psychotic break and emotionally attaches to the Gosselings after…

  • Squatchin’

    That’s right, America. The Ghost Lookers have turned in their ecto-meters for a pair of night vision goggles and a sixer of Red Bull. After pulling Ted out of Don Knotts’ grave, we promised him we’d take a break from the paranormal, and started tracking that most elusive of species known to mankind, the North…

  • Posibly New, On BRAVO…

    Dear BRAVO, Hi. I get stuck watching your channel pretty regularly. Not your fault. My wife loves your shows. Anywho, I realize this is more of a chick network, but is there a chance you guys could have a guy show late night or something? I have a great idea for a pilot that has…