Category: Entertainment
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Memoirs of a Vampiric Wizard Super-Soldier
In 1942, a secret government agency known as S.H.I.E.L.D. recruited me to participate in an experimental program known only as Project Super Soldier. They jammed me in a big metal machine and filled it up with radiator fluid. When I came out, I had super big muscles and incredible physical abilities. SHIELD asked me to…
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Back To The Land Before Furious
Directors Don Bluth (Rock-A-Doodle), Robert Zemeckis (Who Framed Roger Rabbit), and John Singleton (Boyz n Da Hood) merge their vast directoral talents to create the most amalgamous cinematic after-birth since the Laff-A-Lympics. When fast living, fast loving Toretto and O’Conner drive their suped-up Mitsubishis through a flaming time warp created by a combination of nitrus…
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CSI Jalisco
Follow along as a team of forensic investigators try not to get ambushed and killed as they attempt to solve crimes in the smoggy, second-world surroundings of Mexico City. This week, recently promoted, Lt. Rita Sanchez, recently promoted Sgt. Miguel Martinez-Ochoa, and their ever-dwindling team of investigators probe roughly 30 gruesome drug related murders, half…
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Banddafi
Libyan leader, Muammar Qaddafi has decided to take advantage of the current media blitz surrounding his renewed infamy, to launch a movie career that has been a life long dream. Columbia Pictures has already signed the African dictator to a four-movie deal, including a voice over in Shrek X: Kickin’ The Bucket (working title) as…
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