Category: Entertainment
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When TV Sucks
New from the Science channel, a disturbingly in-your-face reality show that will leave you basting in a pool of your own making. When Knives Stab thrusts you into the volatile world of sharpened steel where your next move could have you looking for some Neosporin. Clay Aiken hosts this dramatic compilation of pseudo-celebrity reenactments based…
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Jerry Springer to Have Oprah’s Baby
Celebrity sleaze-ball, Jerry Springer, announced today that he would, in fact, be having Oprah’s baby. “If it’s a girl,” Oprah commented, “we’re naming her Ellen O’Donnell Winfringer!” “And if it’s a boy,” added Springer, “we’re calling him Anti-Christ, or A.C. for short.” When asked whether this was just a publicity stunt, they both gave…
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Ron Rotts?!?
That’s right, paranormal pals!! The Ghosthunters are back, but since there’s a show by that name, our lawyer says we can’t use it anymore. Therefore, we’re now known as the Ghost Lookers, which is way cooler and doesn’t confuse the dumb people that put the “T” and the “H” together and pronounce it Goes Thunters.…
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Warning: Do Not See…
Wowzers! I finally saw this show by streaming it through my hi-speed Samsung Blueray player (jealous much?). Well anyway, I love Cusack, and I’m partial to the “Cataclysmic End of the World” genre, so I figured win-win. I was so naive… I’d forgotten that the same director that brought us Stargate and The Patriot also…
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