Category: Entertainment
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Wayne’s World 3
That’s right, America!! Wayne and Garth are back, but this time they’re not jamming with Aerosmith and singing along with Bohemian Rhapsody. No, this time they’ve joined the Taliban and proclaimed Jihad on the United States! And wouldn’t you know it, the folks here at Loser News Network were able to get an excerpt from…
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Blairanormal Activity
Remember when those kids got lost in the woods and got killed and chased around and killed and stuff? Well, evidently they bought a house and shacked up together…with a camera. That's right, Paranormal Activity is spreading through the nation's megaplexes faster than MRSA through a M*A*S*H unit. Filmed in a house with a bed,…
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Born To Be Bon Jovi
Yeah, we rock it pretty hard even thirty years after our hay day. Back then we were all about long hair, screaming guitar riffs, and concert town skank, but now we’re all about the music. After Slippery When Wet and New Jersey each went quadruple platinum we decided to try our hand at cowboy sequel movie…
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Love Boat ’09
Jeepers, I just got my feet down in sunny California and it’s time to head to the great white north. That’s right, I’m talking Alaska. Now many of you may not be aware that Alaska is not actually part of Russia, but rather the 59th state in the good ole’ USA. We’re heading up to…
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