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  • KUWK

    Join the fun as a duo of strong willed siblings, a fickle parole board, and the tempatation to kill strain the bonds of love for Jack Kevorkian and tennis great, Billy Jean King. This week, Billy Jean is deeply offended when the boys forget her birthday…and store their hacked up prom dates in the attic.…

  • Wayne’s World 3

    That’s right, America!! Wayne and Garth are back, but this time they’re not jamming with Aerosmith and singing along with Bohemian Rhapsody. No, this time they’ve joined the Taliban and proclaimed Jihad on the United States!  And wouldn’t you know it, the folks here at Loser News Network were able to get an excerpt from…

  • Blairanormal Activity

    Remember when those kids got lost in the woods and got killed and chased around and killed and stuff? Well, evidently they bought a house and shacked up together…with a camera. That's right, Paranormal Activity is spreading through the nation's megaplexes faster than MRSA through a M*A*S*H unit.  Filmed in a house with a bed,…

  • Born To Be Bon Jovi

    Yeah, we rock it pretty hard even thirty years after our hay day.  Back then we were all about long hair, screaming guitar riffs, and concert town skank, but now we’re all about the music. After Slippery When Wet and New Jersey each went quadruple platinum we decided to try our hand at cowboy sequel movie…