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Category: Entertainment

  • If It Ain’t Broke…

    Remember when Jeff Goldbloom was an actor? Now he just plays that sexually ambiguous, uber-analytical detecto-douche on Law & Order. And speaking of Law & Order, what’s the deal with all these new touchy-feely Criminal Intent and Special Victims Unit and Wayward Pet Squad off-shoots? Just give me a “Duhn-Duhn!” and pan to Jerry Orbach…

  • Jus’ Pimpin’

    Hey all you Homies and G’s!! What do you get when three average pimps are struck by a meteor and get super-cosmic powers!?! You get ABC Family’s newest afternoon action show, Jus’ Pimpin’. “Pimps have gotten a bad rap for years”, remarked Brenda Hampton, the show’s executive producer. “We just want to bring this often…

  • Weekends With El Chupacabra

    “People let me tell ya ’bout my goat-sucking, domesticated, South American cryptid, dop-duh-duh-da-da-da-dow…” That song always takes me back, but now it doesn’t have to.  Weekends With El Chupacabra returns to TV this summer after a twenty-seven year sabbatical, and insiders say the entire cast from the past has signed on. Patrick Duffy returns as the cantankerous ex-priest who moves…

  • KUWK

    Join the fun as a duo of strong willed siblings, a fickle parole board, and the tempatation to kill strain the bonds of love for Jack Kevorkian and tennis great, Billy Jean King. This week, Billy Jean is deeply offended when the boys forget her birthday…and store their hacked up prom dates in the attic.…