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Category: Entertainment

  • Warning: Do Not See…

    Wowzers! I finally saw this show by streaming it through my hi-speed Samsung Blueray player (jealous much?).  Well anyway, I love Cusack, and I’m partial to the “Cataclysmic End of the World” genre, so I figured win-win.  I was so naive… I’d forgotten that the same director that brought us Stargate and The Patriot also…

  • If It Ain’t Broke…

    Remember when Jeff Goldbloom was an actor? Now he just plays that sexually ambiguous, uber-analytical detecto-douche on Law & Order. And speaking of Law & Order, what’s the deal with all these new touchy-feely Criminal Intent and Special Victims Unit and Wayward Pet Squad off-shoots? Just give me a “Duhn-Duhn!” and pan to Jerry Orbach…

  • Jus’ Pimpin’

    Hey all you Homies and G’s!! What do you get when three average pimps are struck by a meteor and get super-cosmic powers!?! You get ABC Family’s newest afternoon action show, Jus’ Pimpin’. “Pimps have gotten a bad rap for years”, remarked Brenda Hampton, the show’s executive producer. “We just want to bring this often…

  • Weekends With El Chupacabra

    “People let me tell ya ’bout my goat-sucking, domesticated, South American cryptid, dop-duh-duh-da-da-da-dow…” That song always takes me back, but now it doesn’t have to.  Weekends With El Chupacabra returns to TV this summer after a twenty-seven year sabbatical, and insiders say the entire cast from the past has signed on. Patrick Duffy returns as the cantankerous ex-priest who moves…