Category: Entertainment
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The Hulkster Comes Out!!
Hulk Hogan ended several days of speculation by four people in Vermont when he announced today that he wasn’t gay. “I’m proud of my sexuality,” he says. “I embrace it. It’s just another part of me.” “Sure, some guys may have gotten the wrong idea from my Atomic Leg Drop or Axe Handle Elbow Chop, but I’m…
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Ahhh-Ripppoffff!!
That was the old hidden message in a fake sneeze gag. It’s totally awesome for getting your point across without danger of repercussions, because you can always just say, “What?!? That’s the way I sneeze!” Anywho, the other night I was watching a hockey movie called Slap Shot, starring that guy on the dressing bottle…
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Feed Me!!
In an impromptu outburst during the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards, Oprah Winfrey demanded that Brad and Angelina give her their twins to satiate her voracious appetite. “I suppose we must”, Ms. Jolie explained at a press conference today. “The Blob requested it. All hail the Blob!!” “The Blob be praised.” Mr. Pitt continued. “The…
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Starship Ghost Hunters!!
That’s right, America!! The Ghosthunters are back with our usual band of paranormal probers; Neck, Horger, Ted, and Sanjay (recently returned from his stint on disabiity), but with super-bonus, celebrity guest, Casper Van Dien. After the “Mystery of the Haunted Pants”, we were even more convinced that Ted had subtle psychic abilities, along with serious emotional…
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