Loser News

That was the old hidden message in a fake sneeze gag.  It’s totally awesome for getting your point across without danger of repercussions, because you can always just say, “What?!?  That’s the way I sneeze!”

Anywho, the other night I was watching a hockey movie called Slap Shot, starring that guy on the dressing bottle that was in that yawn-fest with Tom Cruise about playing pool.  It was no Youngblood, but it passed the time.

Well, about halfway through the movie, he introduces these three brothers that go around punching people and playing with toys, and guess what their last name was.  Hanson.  As if?!?

They don’t look anything like Hanson!  I mean, the hair is similar, but none of them wore glasses in either of their videos.  And I looked up the sountrack on the internet, but Mmm-Bop wasn’t even on it.

So anyway, I’m filing an injunction against this Newman guy for copyright infringement.  I’ve also contacted Hanson’s PR manager, but he says it’s “no big deal”.  Good thing those kids have fans like me to watch their backs!