Tag: Obama
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Another Win for Women?
Becca Ray Brighton of Springville, Wisconsin has been crowned 2026’s Miss Misogyny USA! Competition was tight and emotions ran high throughout the grueling two nights of events, with Brighton trailing crowd favorite, Barbara Bodsworth (also known as “Double-Barrelled Barbie” due to her impressive skeet-shooting skills) throughout most of the event. This marks the 10th year of…
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Rachel + Barry = :(
OMG, America!! I almost threw-up in my mouth when Megyn Kelly dropped her latest bombshell! It seems that J—Ston, not to be confused with J-Lo, J-Law, or Jay-Z, is hooking up with particularly pompous past Presidential player, Barack Obama!! Evidently, Megan read it on the world wide internet, so you know it’s got to be…
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The American Amnesty Act of America
In an unprecedented presidential move, President Obama laid down his broad-sweeping illegal alien amnesty plan that would potentially legalize millions of Hispanic-Americans that aren’t currently Americans. “My fellow Americans”, he began, essentially alienating the aliens he intends to integrate, “when I took office, I committed to fixing this immigration problem. Unfortunately, I was super-busy doing…
