Tag: Obama
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Obamacrap
Ya’ know, the whole Affordable Care thing seemed like a super-good idea on paper, but now that it’s been implemented it’s too legit to quit! Sure, I’ve had to make a few minor tweeks, like extending the deadline for large corporations, and, just this week, for mid-sized business, but the private citizen will have to…
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Michelle Obama Attacked By Dog as Klan Looks On
WASHINGTON, D.C.-The First Lady received an early Christmas suprise when Sunny, the Obamas’ new canine family member, viciously attacked her and a young Whitehouse visitor during the yearly Christmas Tree lighting ceremony. Numerous guests witnessed the incident, including a group of Asian KKK members and the usual multicultural group of disinterested children. Sunny, a Portugeuse…
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Possible Chemical Weapons Possibly Used
Today President Obama confirmed anonymous reports of the possible use of chemical weapons in Syria. “We are certain of the possibility that either the Syrian Government or insurgent fighters, or quite possibly an unknown faction, has possibly utilized possible chemical weapons against their adversaries, or quite possibly themselves,” the President advised. “In any case, I…
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Doing It For The Kids
From behind a human shield of strategically placed multicultural children, President Obama addressed an emotionally torn country about the hazards of not following policies put forth by eight year olds. A visibly indifferent Hinna Zeejah, one of seven Long Island residents who survived Hurricane Sandy, sent a powerful message to the Head of State, saying,…
