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Category: Happy Thoughts With Horger

  • Traylor Trashed

    Well, as everybody knows, I’m a Swifty to the bone and I enjoy that kick-ball game that Travis plays as much as the next guy, so you can imagine how steamed I am about the media’s treatment of these poor kids!! First of all, it’s not Tra-Tay’s fault that nobody else can afford Madison Square…

  • Stranger Things Loser News Recap!!

    That’s right all my Hawkins homies and G’s, Stranger Things has called it quits, and the good folks at Loser News have asked the Horgenator for his take on the decade long nostalgia-dive that turned the entertainment world upside-down. So, let’s kick this pig! Once they killed off the one human that wasn’t a sociopath…

  • Snow What?!?

    Holy mooses! I just found out that the new live action Snow White was releasing this week! I thought Disney launched that bowel-barge two years ago and it was currently resting at the bottom the cinematic sewage system with After Earth, St. Elmo’s Fire, and 70% of the Star Wars saga. But as art imitates…

  • Rachel + Barry = :(

    OMG, America!!  I almost threw-up in my mouth when Megyn Kelly dropped her latest bombshell!  It seems that J—Ston, not to be confused with J-Lo, J-Law, or Jay-Z, is hooking up with particularly pompous past Presidential player, Barack Obama!! Evidently, Megan read it on the world wide internet, so you know it’s got to be…