Category: Happy Thoughts With Horger
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Is Nothing Sacred?!? Part II
You know how it is when you can’t get a song out of your head? Well, I was having one of those days today, so I got on my Napster account to illegally download that catchy “Viva Viagra” song I keep hearing between episodes of CSI Des Moines. Well, much to my amazement, I wasn’t…
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Is Nothing Sacred?!?
It was reported today that the AT&T Corporation may have unduly influenced American Idol voters to ensure the victory of Arkansas native, Kris Allen. Evidently, somebody from the telecommunications giant was actually stupid enough to go to Arkansas and teach residents how to text. What followed was a debacle of biblical proportions. “I jus’ hit…
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What Witchery Is This?!?
What are those folks at Hogwarts up to now?!? I just saw Filius Flitwick (Charms Professor and head of Ravenclaw House) on the news yesterday talking about passing legislation to give government control over the regulation of tobacco products. Sure, I’d understand if it was Thicknesse or Quirril…or even Severus Snape, but Flitwick?!? I recall…
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Fatsicca Fatson
I don’t think I’ve been this upset since I found out Mummenschanz was just a bunch of stupid mimes. I’m checking out at Target, thumbing through this month’s Redbook, when Jessica Simpson walks up to me and asks if she can go in front of me because she only has one item. I say no,…
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