Category: Happy Thoughts With Horger
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Verno and Mrs. Stamos?!?
Holy Chipotle, Batman!! What’s happening in Hollywood?!? I just realized that Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romijn (pronounced “row-mane”, not “row-mij-en”) were married. I didn’t even know Verno was old enough to vote, let alone get married. And what happened to John Stamos? Did she actually leave that hunka-hunka burnin’ love?!? What a ditz! And I…
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Hello Luscious!!!
What’s America coming to when a hot babe like Sarah Palin can’t get into the White House?!? I mean, I voted Republican and I don’t even like Edwin Mccain! Sure, he’s got that one “I’ll Be” song that’s pretty good, but I don’t think he’s ready to run the country. That is, until he teamed…
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Bring Back The Boz!!
Why do they still refuse to give The Boz his own talk show?!? I mean, they gave them to Howie, Wayne, Chevy, Arsenio, Ellen, Regis, and that skanky herd of wildebeasts known only as “The View”. Why not the majestically mullhawked middle linebacker of our hearts, Brian Bosworth? After all, he was the star of…
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Posers & Wannabes
How come I never hear that “Can’t Touch This” song anymore. I mean, every time Superfreak comes on the radio, I get all excited, and then Rick James starts squealing out his profane lyrics. It’s the same deal withIce, Ice, Baby. I’m just about to get my groove on when that douche, David Bowie, ruins…
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