Category: Happy Thoughts With Horger
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Million Dollar Baby
“Where the (blank) is my (blanking) bag, you (blanking) bunch of (blanking) (blanks)?!?” Due to that demeaning diatribe, dispatched by the dazzlingly dense daytime debutante, Naomi Campbell was asked to depart a British Airways flight en route to Los Angeles. And just like you or I, she refused…and had to be foreceully removed…by police…whom she…
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You Like Me!! You Really, Really Like Me!
First of all, I have so many people to thank; Allie Mcbeal, Mr T., Conan O’Brien, and finally Finley, for showing me how to fasten my tie. For those of you living under a rock, I recently received the coveted C.O.O.T.Y. (Correctional Officer Of The Year) Award for my achievements in shirt wearing, shaving, and…
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Not Admiring “The View”…
…in fact, I’m super cheesed at my gals pals right now! I can’t believe the things I read in Barbara’s book, not to mention the brazenly bellicose behavior by broadcasting’s best and brightest bygone beauties. There’s Star’s bombshell departure, Rosie’s arrival and subsequent release, Manilow’s refusal to be interviewed by Hasselback, Behar’s militant stance on…
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Why, Miley? Why?!?
Well, as you know, my delightful Disney daffodil is wilting under the heat of the very insatiable publicity machine that jammed her cherubic face into America’s homes and hearts. That’s right, I’m talking about Billy Ray Cyrus. Now, I’m as big a fan of Achey Breaky Heart as the next guy, and Doc was my…
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