Category: Happy Thoughts With Horger
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Why I Hate Harry Potter
I am so cheesed at Harry Potter!! Most of you already know about my feud with Harry (and his meddlesome friends Hermione and Ron Weasely), but if you don’t, I’ll break it down for you, old school. And by old school, I’m talking Hogwart’s School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I’d been going there for two…
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Love Horger Style
Who doesn’t remember the hit series Love American Style?!? Every Monday night, huge stars like Burt Convy, Rich Little, Tina Louise, and Charles Nelson Riley would waltz across our 13 inch black and white with one hilarious vignette after another. With such titilating titles as “Love and the Lovesick Sailor” and “Love and the Naked…
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Suicide (Dishwater) Blonde
“4-Adam-30! We have an officer down!!” The words echoed painfully through my soul as I absorbed the report of Heather “Officer Stacey Sheridan” Locklear attempting suicide earlier this week. I immediately called my mother-in-law’s cousin, whose son is friends with Adrian “Sgt. Vince Romano” Zmed’s agent, to see if it were true. Zmed was conveniently…
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