Loser News

Well, as everybody knows, I’m a Swifty to the bone and I enjoy that kick-ball game that Travis plays as much as the next guy, so you can imagine how steamed I am about the media’s treatment of these poor kids!!

First of all, it’s not Tra-Tay’s fault that nobody else can afford Madison Square Garden as a wedding venue. I mean, no one’s ever existed at the pinnacle of creative genius and mega-stardom as Tay-Tay and Travy-Poo…except maybe Jesus, but he only got married in that Davinci Code movie.

And Happy Gilmore was a no-brainer to officiate the nuptials because he’s super sensitive, writes his own songs, and does all those hilarious voices. Plus he can make a whole two-hour movie in under twenty minutes!

But despite it’s high class venue and celebrity officiating, Megan “Poop-Face” Kelly still calls it the “Big Fat Disney Wedding” (like that’s a bad thing). Sounds like sour grapes to me. Maybe if you weren’t such a PF you would have gotten an invitation to the wedding, and maybe yours wouldn’t have gotten lost in the mail like mine did!

Get a life, Megan!