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Tag: Poetry

  • Bologna Persona

    And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Ever-shifting drifter swiftly Pollinating people past, present And futile in fugue-like, Guilt-fueled funks. Forgetful, Regretful, neglectful of needs, Kneading knees, pleading For glass beads and bangles Whilst strangling tangles- Wistfully twisting thoughts Once thunk defunct.

  • Cornstarch Monarch

    And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Cringing, cowering, careful of The spikes she bares to tear And twist the wrist with Elegant indifference. Viscous, Crimson, lidless gaze sweeping, Creeping, keeping score, Scoring coarse but cryptic Pitted divots on midget-minded Mimics wrenched and drenched In desire and doubt, dragging Stagnant, staggering faggot- Phased…

  • Twisted Cistern

    And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Maladaptive monster making Morbid motions, mimicking Milton Burlesque misogyny and Mommified modalities; Mired in made-up moral Mysteries, muted, refuted and Rooted e’er in face-painted Graceless laceless degradation, Bleary-eyed Billy Beer bolsheviks Blithely bite backs bent, Burdened, and braised.

  • Spaghetti Fugues

    And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.   Uncle Bill, fetch yon Plunger!! Radiometric dates Embrace, shaloming peacefully, Drifting awkwardly down rivers Abhorant. Flashing torrents leap Analytic barriers, gargling Listerine Listlessly on LL Cool J’s Vespa.