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Tag: Poetry

  • Intravenous Souvenir

    And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Pleasantly deafening noiseless Void, cosmically chasmic In caustic calm; absently Abysmal, dismally schismal And visually vexed whilst Fitfully calm. Resting, yet Wresting, bereft of the Best, dressed to depress Shades of Ryan Seacrest; Dunklemaniacal, yet Prosodiacally pointless and Pantless and scantily dressed.

  • Enola Alone

    And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Incongruent common congress Litigating mitigating matterless Matters, battering satyrs, Shattering hatters in Maddening catteries. Latter Day flatterers fattened and Scattered cast satin-clad Adders-evacuate bladders Whilst wrapped in Dan Rather’s decanter of dross.

  • Invariable Uncertainty

    And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Yes, it’s not just what It ain’t; joyous, dismal, sinner, Saint. Starkly darkened Neon paints, faint at feigning Faerie feints. Swiftly drifting Shifting spates sate psych- Coptic caliphates; pinching, Cinching, clinching weights, To maimed and shameful Reprobates; cast as Chasms, wasted spasms, Transient phasms wrapped In…

  • Mudflap Flood Map

    And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. High pressure system wisdom Wishing hindsight equaled Truth; baby ruthlessly Ejecting wasted caustic Gnoshtic noose. Useless Stews accuse, abuse, and Brusquely sue for union dues, Choosing to peruse the News, then snooze In orthopedic shoes.