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Tag: Poetry

  • Reused Towelette

    And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.   And once again, you Have me confused with Someone you have me confused With, never to utter post- Prepositionally ended statements For fear of reaper cushions. Smear me not with pop- Starred pomp and greasy-fingered Giggles. For I, alone, do hold The keys to Jenny…

  • Thought Sauce

    And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.   Brusquely flitting fae Blaring brilliantly ‘top Huddled hordes of hangers on. Brush ye e’er past  Elegance whilst embracing Cutesy smiles and giggly Hooteresque asides, dwindling Yon intellect as Kim Cattrall beckons from the grave…

  • Loaded Pudding

    And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.   And so… The Andes race fore’er Up the angst-holes of Pastel pomegranates, drawing Nigh with Walberg-like Grace infused in their fateful Flannel overcoats.  Didst thou Seeth last week’s Maude?!?

  • Ode To Neck

    And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.   O’ brusque bespectacled patron Pacing vacuous steel-eyed alleys, E’er the bane of neck-girth jokes and Stink pickled youths. To be, anon, in dearth of cartilage, Whilst wealthy still in myriad chambers, Doth quell thy sordid twist-topped past In honor and in cake.