Tag: Poetry
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Odiferous Sloopy
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Stumped appendage kick and Bounce. Flavor-Flavish fascists flaunt Fragile flags of flatulence, posturing Plausibilities, avant garde tragedies. Pathetic, prosthetic, regretably rife Anemic American’ts press huddlishly ‘Hind sprite shoulders disbursing Dispersions, whilst christening caskets.
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Aunt Bea’s Lament
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Eons stride as sucked Sucrets; Bold yet brittle, gashed and Pitted, fabled, floundering falsities. Cautious circularity. Perfection’s limping Gait. Numbing judgment, charging Forth ‘tween arch’ed defamations, Chicklet Smiles shine weakly thru mâché Asylum walls.
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Caustic Belch
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Charred be ye, tentacles of Blistered welts and grated flesh. Popsicles, aye! As grapled sticks Be edificed and epoxified within Scholarly pantsuits ‘neath Sweat stained pits and pampered Pork chops. Thirty thus or thirty plus Need not infect Opik and Oort.
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Deathly Charos
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Frozen prancey ponies chain- Sawed and carved in likenesses, Of ponies prancing hoofishly ‘Ponst poo-filled pooled ponds. Swoon ye aye, John Fogerty, and capture Frapuccino flasks for Groupies’ Groovy greying ghosts, And Deborah Messing’s failing charm.
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