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And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.
Ancient scholar, slurp thy saucy
Strands as sunset falls flawed
And laughing from yon barb’ed
Precipice. Fare thee well,
O’ frigid fidgety friend.
Ne’er shall legumes
Taste so sweet, nor ides be shared
In such deliberate silence…
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