Tag: war
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Country Singer Gives Shout-Out to Bombings
Controversial country singer, Blondeen Swertz, has once again kicked the hornets nest of public controversy with her latest tweets regarding the war in Iran. @blondeenswertz27-“Kudos to President Netanyahu for blowing up Irania! That’s what you get for nuking the U.S.A. of America!” “I don’t even know where to start”, tweeted Natalie Maines, lead singer of…
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Bibi Says “Ken!” to Ayatollah’s Death
In a brief fit of cognitive clarity, Israel’s leader, Benjamin Netanyahu said killing Iran’s Supreme Leader Khamenei would ‘end the conflict’ that Israel started by bombing the country. When your enemy is killed, they can’t really fight anymore”, he went on to explain. “This is really going to be a game-changer for me.” Netanyahu, who…
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America Says “Nyet” to Russia
‘MERICA- Thousands of flabby Americans took to the streets today to boycott Russia’s unprovoked aggression toward its Ukrainian neighbors. In Omaha, protesters purchased and smashed thousands of bottles of vodka, some of it Russian, until stores ran out and they were forced to smash Jack Daniels bottles to symbolically express their angst. “Suck on that,…
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Country Singer Supports War, Not Troops
A tweet from up and coming country star, Blondeen Swertz, regarding the war in the Middle East provoked fiery responses from a number of stars. @blondeenswertz27-“I totally suport the World War in Iraqistan 🙂 I totally think it’s good for us to go to other country’s and make them be like us. That’s what democracy…
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