Tag: California
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Frisco Body Armor Upgrade
San Franciscans are about to get a surprise in the form of higher taxes due to budget increases in the city’s emergency services. Along with new turn-outs for city firefighters, SFPD will see upgrades in both transportation and protective gear. City Controller, Greg Wagner, has greenlighted the purchase of a fleet of fell beasts from a…
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California Comeback
In an impromptu political pivot, previous Democratic California Congressman, Allen Chestburster, has come out of retirement to run as the Republican nominee for U.S. Representative of the 48th District of California. The decision comes on the heels of incumbant Darrell Issa’s failure to register as a candidate due to a rare parasitic facial condition. Chestburster left the political…
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A Transcendental Triumph
Placerville, CA- The last and greatest hetero-holdout in holistic health has fallen to pressure from the LGBTQ community as proprietors of Smash Street Yoga reluctantly taped a flier for “Queer Yoga” to their window, just to the left of the “No Public Bathrooms” sign. Owner/Proprietor, Otis Libowitz, received a court order this week from the…
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Trump Reshaping the Nation
At the close of just the second month of his term, President Trump is shaking things up again with a proposal to change the names a number of states. ”I have just signed an Executive Order which will rename 19 States,” he told reporters at a press conference earlier today, “because their current names are…
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