Category: Articles Becky Won’t Let Her Kids Read
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Frisco Body Armor Upgrade
San Franciscans are about to get a surprise in the form of higher taxes due to budget increases in the city’s emergency services. Along with new turn-outs for city firefighters, SFPD will see upgrades in both transportation and protective gear. City Controller, Greg Wagner, has greenlighted the purchase of a fleet of fell beasts from a…
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Coincidental Cat-Tastrophes
A senior cat is miraculously alive after her owners fell nearly 400-feet from a Bryce Canyon cliff. Best Friends Animal Society said the cat, a 12-year-old tabby named Mirage, was found next to the bodies of Matthew Nannen, 45, and Bailee Crane, 58 who had been her owners for 6 years. Mirage appeared to be…
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Perplexing Poopers
Upon venturing for my post-latte purge at the local coffee shop, I was stopped in my tracks by perhaps the most confounding graphic I’ve encountered thus far in my tragically naive existence. Now, I’m hip enough to know that the icon of the person on the left is of the ilk that wear some sort…
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