Category: Articles Becky Won’t Let Her Kids Read
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Bill Maher-tyred?
TV host, Bill Maher, says he plans to “go all out” for his birthday this January. The controversial celebrity announced Thursday, that he will celebrate his 60th birthday by having himself aborted in honor of Planned Parenthood’s upcoming 100th anniversary. “At 240 trimesters,” related Planned Parenthood Vice President of Education, Leslie Kantor, “this will be…
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New York Manhunt Not Working
Escaped murderers, David Sweat and Richard Matt still remain at large despite virtually every police officer in America looking for them. “It’s like they really don’t want to be found”, observed Officer Blake Turdt of the Dannemoran New York Police Department. “I got an inkling they’re heading either north, or south, or west.” Officials within…
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