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Tag: California

  • Blame On!

    Fires throughout the Los Angeles area have sparked unneeded reactions as internet influencers, talking heads, and  pseudo-soothsayers around the nation began pointing their blame-throwers at everybody else. Retired University of Missouri Professor, Karen Piper, waded into the fray to chastise actor James Woods for his assertion that the raging fires were not due to climate…

  • Newsom Loosens Restrictions

    California Presi…Governor, Gavin Newsom, held a press conference today after signing an Executive Order which would ease restrictions on mask mandates within the state.  Newsom touted the move as Phase One of a new step-down program to restore certain freedoms to certain citizens as the Covid saga lurches into its third year. Executive Order G-01-22,…

  • Total Recall

    An unlikely forerunner in the Gavin Newsome recall is reaching out to fellow immigrants to spread his message across the state. Allen Chestburster, first threw his hat into the political forum as a Democratic challenger to then President Obama’s 2nd term. Chestburster has raised more money than any other Democratic candidate, having sold thousands of…

  • National Weather Service Forecasts Bugs

    PALM SPRINGS, Calif. – Earlier today, radar footage showed a green mass spanning more than 60 miles, and moving south. In a Twitter post, the San Diego office of the National Weather Service referred to it as a “cloud” or “bloom” of ladybugs.  The weather service’s tweet has prompted several news reports about the swarm of…