And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.   Draw in thy hardened hostile Head, oh prostitutic truthless Turtle! Sequestered in yon shell Of lies and lecherous treacheries, Stretching starch’ed storylines, Taut and twisted ’round throats And threats of transomed tantrummed Falling outs ‘twixt sheltered shrew And pock-nosed pet.