Tag: Poetry
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Buy All Three!!
Just in time for Independence Day and too late for Memorial Day, this three volume set of poetic perfection is now available to the masses. Each volume is painstakingly looked at before it’s thrown in an envelope and sent to you, or at least near you. Buy your favorite, or buy them all..or you could…
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Trite Fish
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Chained within thine chain- Linked fence of unrequited Solitude. Drag forth yon filth of Babbar’s torrid forklift, in Hopes, nay in terror, of sucking Cylindrical gluts of grease and Cannabis clad petulant lampshades, Ironing e’er lime-green Lapels of Happenstance and hatred.
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Narcoleptic Counselor
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Ancient scholar, slurp thy saucy Strands as sunset falls flawed And laughing from yon barb’ed Precipice. Fare thee well, O’ frigid fidgety friend. Ne’er shall legumes Taste so sweet, nor ides be shared In such deliberate silence…
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Frisky Kitten
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Fetid stench of death, smash relentless ‘Ponst my skull! Give me neither mercy Nor ibuprofen to quell my flashing agony. Would that I had purchased the optional Warranty…oh death, where is thy stick, For I cannot reach the bourbon in The back of the cupboard above…
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