Tag: Poetry
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Chula Vista
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Prismatic opines skewing truth, Self-flurried Ferbies dwell indeed ‘Ponst Bernie Goetz in Tattered sweats, whilst rude vignettes Paint pointed nails with blasts of Buckshot, waiting still. Be it Brigadoon Or Billy Mays which knoweth Thundarr’s zodiac sign?
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Klanging Symbol
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. O’ bespectacled matron Of encephalitic spawn, How pass ye such Opulent girth? Etch Fore’er, thee, pointless Papyrus packages, shatt’ring And splattering stained Ceilings of glass.
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Si Vous Plaitypus
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. Yon subterranean analogous Croonings of fire lit flirtations and Offset offspring infestations Suffer, ’tis certain, ‘gainst shades Of Tim Burton’s luminolescent-lit Lemonade stand. Lusterous waves Of ageless grace, shine brightly in word And deed, as bask I yet in hours Bereft of Dharma & Gregor Mendel’s…
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Reused Towelette
And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs. And once again, you Have me confused with Someone you have me confused With, never to utter post- Prepositionally ended statements For fear of reaper cushions. Smear me not with pop- Starred pomp and greasy-fingered Giggles. For I, alone, do hold The keys to Jenny…
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