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And now, another work from renowned poet, Eldon Tubbs.
Exuberant egotist, spawning ire
With clever winks. Yet shrinks beneath
Boxed boobs and blondeness, clutch-
Ing cash twixt fattened fingers.
Trading teeth for toys, and scolding
Beauty beneath thine harlot’s
Lurking leer.
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